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Saturday, May 27, 2006

rough boys

An exasperated mother, whose son was always getting into mischief, finally asked him "How do you expect to get into Heaven?"

The boy thought it over and said, "Well, I'll run in and out and in and out and keep slamming the door until St. Peter says, 'For Heaven's sake, Dylan, come in or stay out!'"


A little girl asked her mother, "Can I go outside and play with the boys?"

Her mother replied, "No, you can't play with the boys, they're too rough."

The little girl thought about it for a few moments and asked, "If I can find a smooth one, can I play with him?" ec


Blogger Granny said...


5/27/2006 09:10:00 PM  
Blogger mreddie said...

granny - Children's words are a precious part of memories. ec

5/28/2006 07:12:00 AM  
Blogger Merle said...

Hi Mr Eddie ~~ Great jokes. I love the things that kids say. Cheers, Merle.

5/28/2006 07:43:00 AM  
Blogger mreddie said...

merle - Thanks much. ec

5/28/2006 10:26:00 PM  
Blogger threecollie said...

Hi there, stopped here by way of the MacBean Gene and laughed right out loud at both of those. Thanks!

5/29/2006 06:46:00 AM  
Blogger mreddie said...

threecollie - Thanks for stopping by. ec

5/29/2006 07:52:00 AM  
Blogger thebeloved said...


5/29/2006 07:28:00 PM  
Blogger mreddie said...

thebeloved - That is basically what I did too. ec

5/29/2006 10:12:00 PM  

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